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May 28, 2009

Hayden Kho Text Jokes | Katrina Halili Jokes Too

I'm sure by now, everyone has had enough of the numerous Hayden Kho videos. And now, it's time for Hayden Kho jokes. These jokes are from the various text jokes that I received from the past couple of days.

They feature not only Hayden Kho, but also Katrina Halili. So sit back, read, laugh and enjoy these Hayden Kho text jokes.


"The girls did not know that they were being recorded because a Hayden Kho-mera was used."

Q: What shampoo does Katrina Halili use?
A: Hayden Shoulders!

"Pag kayo ay nasa KATRE-na, make sure na walang HAYDEN camera."

Q: Pag nag-HI sa ‘yo si Katrina Halili, ano sasabihin mo?
A: Ano pa, eh di HAY-den!

Katrina says she's the first case of Swine flu in the Philippines, because according to her, "binaboy sha".
But Hayden denies it, he says, "Hindi ko sha binaboy dahil nag-doggie kami."

Q: What's the brand of Hayden's camera?
A: KHO-dak!


These Hayden Kho text jokes are just meant to give light humor and does not in any way, intend to give negative impressions regarding any of the personalities involved. Thank you.

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