Where can I find funny Halloween Quotes to send as SMS or Text Messages to friends? This is the question I searched and got a lot of really funny Halloween Quotes. These are from famous movies and actors and I really laughed at some of these quotes for Halloween. I hope you enjoy sending them as SMS or Text Messages.
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Richard Harris Barharn
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
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